Sunday, March 06, 2005

Village Idiot Times Reports

T-Town, USA.

City officials noted today that they are in the midst of hiring a new executive to, well, they aren't quite sure.

"There are some pot holes in the city that need to be filled..maybe he can do that." a spokesman for the city said today.

The plan to hire someone new comes as a shock to the plebians that live in the city and support it with their tax dollars. "We thought we might have a say in this process, but we forget..this isn't a democracy." said one Plebian who asked to not be identified.

Indeed, the city has been in the hands of HRH for over two years now and since he has the lineage that meets with city approval, his decisions are generally uncontested. "We're basically window dressing in the leadership store." said one official today.

The new executive will be paid out of what is already a shrinking budget. When asked how the funds might be collected, HRH declined comment.

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