Oscar discovery, AD 4032

I wonder what some future society will discover when they "unearth" the memories of the Oscar's? Maybe something like this...???


AP NEWS REPORTS...

Archeologists today reported discoveries in what use to be known as "Hollywood", which has been under water for the last 600 years.

The remains of this ancient city were discovered when scientists were drilling for metroil off the coast of what use to be called the state of California.

"We're very excited about the potential of such a discovery", says Ronald Elwood, Professor of Historic Cities at Citadel University. "This may unlock the mysteries of many of the ancient cities of the late 21st century."

Scientists are still identifying many of the artificats that littered the prestigious temple that was once called the "Kodak Theater". Scientists have believed for many years that complex worship services were conducted here yearly when many of the Gods and Goddesses of the Theater would enter the court wearing their finest robes and jewels. Peasants lined up to take what is sometimes referred to as "photographs" of these royals to be seen across many parts of the then known world.

"These were some of the most beautiful people of our time, sometimes undergoing hours and hours of bodily surgery to get their forms thin. This was of course before we fully understood the dangers of this primitive art form, " says Dr. Elwood.

"We know that this society was very religious about these dieties, but we're not really sure why." he continued. "We are searching for reasons that would help us understand their adulation towards these beings."

Included in the discovery were communication devices, what scientists think are primitive forms of the tele-laser, which allowed members of this society to communicate through speaking into the small device. Mind reading and telepathy had not yet become the force that it is today in these societies. "These were state of the art at the time" Dr. Elwood reports, "even though they were by our standards quite difficult to use."

Scientists hope that this bounty of information wil help them better understand the end of what was once considered the world's greatest society.