Village Idiot Times Reports

Local Officials Announce New Position Open

T-TOWN, USA. Local officials noted that a new position would be opening up for Associate Highness later this month.

"We're really excited about this, " says one official, who asked to not be identified, since he had heard nothing about it until this interview.

"Our leadership style is simple, " he continued. "We pretty much lead by benign neglect."

The Reigning Arch Highness, who commented from an undisclosed location, says he will be leading the interviews. "No one knows as much as me, " he said, while taking a break from his Mike Myers Movie Marathon (MMMM).

The organization has fallen on hard times over the last few years, but that doesn't seem to bother those in leadership. "We really don't know what to do with the people that live here, anyway, so the fewer there are, the better for us." says one leader, who also asked to not be identified.

Funds for the new position may not be available, since the organization is in a spiral downturn with its funding. "The idea is simple economics...we will just ask those who have money to give all they have, while those of us in leadership will just live off its bounty."

When asked if this wasn't indeed communism, RAH says, "I'm not really sure what that will look like, but I can't rule that out." He pondered that for a moment, rubbing his chin, then went back to his movie marathon.

Still there are some that are doubtful that this experiment will work. "We don't listen much to them" says one leader.

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