The Village Idiot Reports

AP WIRE NEWS.

T-Town, USA. Officials continue their investigation into the claims of what is commonly referred to as the "emerging" village. These claims, which many have found to be grossly exaggerated, have been the source of conflict for many.

"We don't know why they call themselves 'emerging' because they are neither emerging nor evolving." says one investigator.

Indeed, the claims of this village which include being inclusive and reaching out to all kinds of villagers seems to fall short of its goal. "It's generally a movement for men under 35. Anyone else will find themselves not welcome." investigators report.

"Those most welcome in the movement appear to be wealthy, young men, under the age of 35. " said one study official in comments earlier this week.

Many feel that the ways and means of this movement are suspicious if not deceptive. "The definition of communism is that there is no God and that the leader IS the God. This seems to be true of this movement" investigators revealed in their latest study.

"We saw many of the same type groups emerge during the cultural wars of the '60's. Their mantra was to trust no one over the age of 30 and many of those who participated were from families with deep pockets. Those participants ridiculed the very heritage of which they were a part and of which they drew benefit." the study stressed.

More details are expected as the study continues its investigation.



Although not conclusive in it scope, the study does show some severe weaknesses in the structure of the movement. More is expected to be revealed as the study continues.