Sunday, March 13, 2005

Village Idiot Reports

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T-Town announced today that the vote for the new administrative king has been completed and unanimously passed.

"It's been a lot easier to pass ordinances since disclaimers were taken to another village" said one election spokesman.

Many officials lined up to welcome the new HRH as he makes his way into the kingdom. The reigning prince, HRH LP, led the drive for this new official.

"When anybody disagrees with the king, they simply aren't listened to or they are transported out to a neighboring village" said one official who asked to not be named.

Therefore, ordinances that pass the election board are simply just for show. "Everyone understands that plebians are just there for giving their money...their opinions aren't really important to this process" an official from HRH said recently.

Though many have complained about this new somewhat less than democratic way of handling kingdom business, officials seem optimistic about kingdom direction at this time.

HRH could not be located for comment.

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